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Trump Suggests He Be Given Equal Time in Late Night Talk

Oct. 07, 2017

Trump Suggests He Be Given Equal Time in Late Night Talk:  In an early morning tweet, President Trump suggested that late night hosts are plotting with the Democrats against him by making anti-Trump jokes and that he should be given equal time.  Well, I don’t know about equal time, but at least he should be given a cut.  After all, he does provide all the material.

 


Hidden Camera Captures Florida Man Having Sex With Dog: 
Police have arrested a Florida man after his new roommate caught him having sex with his dog on a hidden camera.  The dog owner told police that the safest thing is, every time he’d come home and his new roommate would tell him he’d been “in the Lab all day,” he just assumed that meant he was a research scientist.

 

Brooklyn Man Claims PTSD After Toilet Explosion:  A 58-year-old Brooklyn man is suing his apartment management company, claiming PTSD after his new toilet bowl exploded, sending shrapnel into his face and requiring 30 stitches that left a large scar.  Now I realize all of this may seem really funny to some of you, until you realize that another fellow human being actually required 30 stitches in his face as a result of an exploding toilet – no wait, I take that back – it is still funny.

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