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Trump Urges Everyone to Read Book with No Words

Apr. 17, 2017

Trump Urges Everyone to Read Book with No Words:  In an early morning tweet, President Trump urged all Americans to read Michael J. Knowles’ Amazon bestseller “Reasons to Vote for Democrats,” a satirical book that contains nothing but 260 blank pages.  No doubt the book is at the top of Betsy DeVos’ reading list.  Actually, its a great read for Trump people, because you can just make up your own stories.  When asked if he actually read the book, Trump admitted he hadn’t, but said he did read the CliffNotes.  Trump added that his only complaint about the book was that there weren’t enough pictures in it.

 

Grumpy Cat Has $100 Million Net Worth:  The Internet’s most notorious feline Grumpy Cat is said to have a net worth of over $100 million – all earned from appearances, movies, modeling, ads and book deals.  And for those of you thinking about turning your feline friend into some ready cash, its important to remember that “all that litters is not gold.”

 

Study Finds Younger Millennials Want Stay-at-Home Wives:  A new study found that fewer of the youngest millennials, those aged 18 to 25, support egalitarian family arrangements than did the same age group 20 years earlier.  The only issue is – having a stay-at-home wife can get a little complicated when you’re still living in your parent’s basement.

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