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Woman Kills Husband After Argument Over Burnt Casserole

Mar. 19, 2017

Woman Kills Husband After Argument Over Burnt Casserole:  A Pennsylvania woman has been arrested after police say she shot her husband following an argument over her burning a casserole.  Police say after talking to neighbors, they kind of understand why she may have wanted to shoot her husband, but add that that still doesn’t let her off the hook for burning the casserole.


Bloomberg Reports Albertsons is in Merger Talks with Sprouts:  Bloomberg is reporting that supermarket chain Albertsons is in preliminary merger talks with the grocery chain Sprouts.  I suppose this means we can expect a sea of Albertsons stores “sprouting” up all over the place now.


Food Delivery Robots Seen in San Francisco:  Its being reported that experimental wheeled food delivery robots have been seen roaming the streets of San Francisco.  You can bet this is gonna be a great temptation for thieves.  I’ll bet right this moment gangs are drawing up plans for “Steal Meals on Wheels” programs.  Police warn anyone caught hijacking the deliveries will be charged with “Grand Theft – Robot.”

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