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Woman’s Face Burned After Headphones Explode Mid-Flight

Mar. 16, 2017

Woman’s Face Burned After Headphones Explode Mid-Flight:  A flight attendant poured a bucket of sparkling water on a sleeping Australian woman’s face after her battery-operated headphones exploded mid-flight, burning her face.  The article didn’t specify what the make and model was, but I’m pretty sure it was a Boeing 777.

 

Fight Over Doughnuts Result in 1 Dead and Deputy Injured:  Investigators in Florida say a fight over doughnuts led a man to kill his mother’s fiancé and wound a sheriff’s deputy after 24-year-old Jeffrey Falsey asked his mother to get him doughnuts and when she refused, her heavily armed son who has mental health issues became angry and started shooting.  Say what you will, but had the son not been heavily armed, he probably still might not have any doughnuts.  That said, its obvious the man had mental issues, you’d have to be crazy to mess with the cops in a doughnut shop.

 

Cindy Jacobs Claims God Wants Rich Christians to Attract More Jews:  Self-declared “prophet” Cindy Jacobs preached at a church in New Jersey, telling the congregation that God is busy making certain Christians incredibly rich in order to make Jews jealous so they’ll convert to the One True Faith resulting in a “great harvest of Jews.”  Good gracious, I can see it all now, a string of shiny copper pennies leading from local delis – straight into the nearest Christian church –  with all the Jews lining up two-by-two and marching right into church!  I guess my only question would be, since you guys say the Jews already control of all the banks and the media, what’s the point?

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