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Friday June 23 2017
Want to look and feel healthy and glowing again? Well, here’s a few simple concoctions we Los Angelenos consume on a regular basis to help insure we’ll survive those extremely harsh winters we have here in Southern California. People often ask me, “Johnny, how do you Californians get through those cruel winters?” Well, first of all, its pretty obvious we Californians come from a real “hearty stock” of people. But other than that, here’s a few things I know will make you look and feel as rugged as a real Californian. Do these, and in no time, you’ll not only feel “strong like bull,” but also be nearly twice as smart. And no, I am not affiliated with any of these companies. That would be unethical. Enjoy my friends!
And then the conversation suddenly swayed to Huberd’s Shoe Grease. Honestly, to this very day, I have no idea why.
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