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Thursday July 20 2017

The Steampunk Page

Everything you’ll ever need to know about Steampunks and their sinister plans – laid out before you in plain, simple English!

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The following is a mission statement issued by Citizens for Common Decency and Respect:

This page is dedicated to exposing the diabolical cult of Steampunkery.  Here, on these pages, we shall demonstrate through shocking, graphic images – obtained through “super-secret sources” (i.e. Google) – why decent, law-abiding citizens should be troubled, concerned, disturbed, angered and frustrated (although not necessarily in that order) over this debauchery which shall henceforth be referred to as Steampunkery!  Steampunkery is a sinister, demonic movement, lacking in common decency, dedicated to confusing ordinary citizens through the use of abstract symbolisms derived from a Victorian Era’s concept of “futurism” which, I might add, decent people from polite society have no business attempting to understand.  As a society, we need to confront this menace before it evolves into who knows what – “steamrooms for Steampunks?”  Forbid it Almighty God!  I could go on and on, but frankly, I’m running out of steam.

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Steampunk Pikey – seen above in full regalia.

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The above gem is the masterpiece of the brilliant Alexey Zakharov’s The Old New World Project

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People often ask me “but how can I tell if I’m a Steampunk?”  Well, let me put it this way, if you’re someone who frequently utters the words “home is where I find a steam turbine” – rest assured – you’re a Steampunk!


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The new villainous crop of Steampunk Smartwatches – thusly insuring these scoundrels will commit their “crime on time.”  Heaven help us!

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This is a typical steampunk toilet facility, designed to assist steampunks with the process of elimination.

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Behold, steampunk mailboxes, where steampunks receive the latest news about their quest for world domination.

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And while we’re on the subject of world domination, here’s an example of Steampunk Robotics these devils have designed to assist them in that goal.  Why these beasts will stop at nothing I tell ya!

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If anyone needs me, I’ve got some writing to do.

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Some prominent Steampunkian Dignitaries!

 

 

 

 

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Below, a typical office of a Steampunk, where the most dastardly deeds are planned on a daily basis.  Oh, heaven forbid this debauchery be unleashed on an unsuspecting citizenry.   

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But when it comes to high fashion – like it or not – I tip my HAT to those Steampunks!

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Prominent Steampunk Cats for Your Viewing Pleasure

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Here is just a sampling of the many thousands of helpless, innocent animals, caught up in the diabolical twisted web of Steampunkery.  The look on their faces reflect everything both you everything you and your lovely families need to know.

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Some of the weaponry Steampunks have at their disposal!  Heaven help is!

 

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Instruments Steampunks use to travel through time as if it were nothing.

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More gears that help keep Steampunks rolling.

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Steampunk vehicles used to transport these villains to locations where they then perform their evil deeds.

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Below are examples of eyewear which allow these Steampunks to see – with precision clarity – the chaos which they’ve created in polite society.

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Here are a few of the cameras used by Steampunks to record the carnage they cause to our society and citizenry.

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More gears of which the Steampunks are so heavily dependent. 

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The Steampunk Home – a place where unspeakable things take place which defy common decency!

 

 

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In conclusion – and in what should now be apparent to all – I’m getting really steamed!

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